“Book Descriptions: Have you ever wanted to join a satanic cult, but you’re afraid of all the scary stuff
Maybe you don’t own enough black clothing? Maybe your obsession with brightly colored stuffed animals will get in the way? Well, HOT PINK SATANISM IS FOR YOU!
Hot Pink Satanism is for people who feel evil… but also just a little cute. Lil’ stinker Calvin found that out the day he visited Baph’s Barnyard. Little did he know from that one visit he’d have a crush on Satan himself, have to fight evil unicorns with a black metal hamster, a furry pink Baphomet, Hell’s steed, and a dead valley girl named Daisy who now has a crush on him!
Chocolate pudding mixed with cotton candy and molded into an inverted cross, Hot Pink Satanism is a Horror-Rom-Com for the evilest of lil’ cuties.” DRIVE