Sweet Like Candy
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She’s just your average mum... if your average mum wears pyjamas for a business meeting, starts fights with builders and is on the local police’s Most Wanted list.
Then there’s the rest of the family: Chris, who could kill you with two fingers, but you could kill him with two minutes’ conversation; Jack, who’s hellbent on world destruction and Olly, who just wants to get his hands on his mum’s red stilettos...
Yep, life sucks all right, but she’s always...
Sweet Like Candy.
“Absolutely brilliant... I was literally crying!” - Rachel Stanley, author of ‘A Grim Affair’
“Don’t speak to us about that sodding woman!” - Woodsy and Jonesy, policemen.
“Are you going to pay us for this?” Jack and Olly Kane, age 14 and 12.
Sue Bordley's hilarious comedy contains extremely strong language from the outset. For readers aged 18 and over.”