The Bob Sausage Shorts Collection: Disgusting, Gross, Hilarious
(By Ash Ericmore)
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Contained within this collection are the shorts:
Cunt in a Coffeeshop
Baby Fight Club
Instant Gratification Monkey
Cunt in a Coffeeshop
Meet Bob Sausage. Bob Sausage only needs two things. Sex and money.
That is, until he realises how very important staying alive is to those two things. And that last one’s under threat. He’s got a shotgun in his face and doesn’t want die today.
With violence, sex, violent sex, and acts of obscene violence towards … everybody … Bob Sausage is … a Cunt in a Coffeeshop.
#YouveBeenSausaged
Baby Fight Club
Bob Sausage isn’t just in business. Bob Sausage is business.
In on the ground floor of the best money making dealio in history, Bob sees how to make green. Turn coin. And get laid at the same time.
But this deal needs … refining.
With gratuitous violence, kidnapping, murder, infanticide, and bum-icide, Bob Sausage is venturing into … Baby Fight Club.
#YouveBeenSausaged
Instant Gratification Monkey
Bob Sausage is back. And this time he’s … desperate.
All round good guy and general hero, Bob, needs some relief. You know. Sausage style. So he’s out on the town and looking for action.
But what he gets is something else.
With drugs, violence, car chases, and more obscenities than you can shake a stick at, Bob Sausage is spanking … the Instant Gratification Monkey.
#YouveBeenSausaged”
