The Girl, the Penguin, the Home-schooling and the Gin
(By Guy Adams)
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'This is the only book you'll ever need to find complete happiness.'
Because it's been a bit of a trying time, hasn't it? You now know that your five-year old is better at maths than you. And English. And at not crying during work. And the only way to get through it with a smile has been to buy all the booze and try to remember how to do 'going out'.
But don't worry, here to paper over all the cracks is a touching book, full of tender animal friends, pretty pictures and not too many words. A book for our times - to remind us of the precious joys of having all the family together, non-stop, twenty four hours a day.
Owning it will make you happy. Giving it to other people will make you seem kind.
Reading it will remind you that you're nearly out of gin.”
