“Book Descriptions: Sephorina Breathland would do anything for her family. She’d even trick men into coming home with her so her kinfolk can kill them and drink their blood. Because the Breathlands are anything but your typical gaggle of podunks. Sephorina’s mama has been pregnant with twins for nine years and is ready to pop. Her daddy lives in the bathtub trying to regrow the arms and legs he lost after the neighbors caught him eviscerating their cattle. And her brother, Hughie, believes that maybe with their pops laid up, it should be him who calls the shots. And while every family has its secrets, none has a secret as dark as theirs. And when Sephorina discovers it, she’s going to call for a family meeting—and bring along a freshly sharpened hatchet. Because the Breathlands might have their problems, but they are getting sorted out tonight.
EARLY PRAISE
“Milk Teeth is a gloriously messed-up gnarly rollercoaster of a tale; a deep dark dive into supernatural horror, twisted family secrets, weaponized sexuality and weird religion all set in the desolate Deep South. Guaranteed to grab you by the throat and drag you along for the ride.” Tabatha Wood—Author of Dark Winds Over Wellington and Seeds
"Milk Teeth is a new bizarro witching tale from the imagination of Andrew Post. In this most peculiar oddity, Post showcases the prodigious storytelling abilities readers have come to enjoy from his previous works, Chop Shop, Mondo Crimson and Switchboard. Here is just another fantastic book that will swallow up a reader's imagination from start to finish." Andrew ‘The Book Dad’
"Andrew Post delivers a crazy, thrilling, and gory punch with Milk Teeth. It feels like a melting pot of a Rob Zombie screenplay and an unworldly Clive Barker horror story." E. Reyes—Author of The Halloween Grindhouse and The House on Moon Creek Avenue” DRIVE