“Book Descriptions: After succeeding in a year-long campaign to steal the panties of the biggest bottom in high school. Billy Billy Panty Sniffer can’t wait to get them home for the smell test. But when his father catches him in a compromising position with a crusty gusset up his nose, the heart-to-heart is called for. A wayward young man in need of a reminder, Billy is about to get a lesson on the true meaning of family.” DRIVE