你师父我人傻钱多 Your Teacher I, am Hella Rich
(By Mo Chen Huan)
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队友：我靠，土豪，你家里有矿吗！
季小礼：你怎么知道我家里有矿？
【老师立正敬礼：徒儿，入我师门，受我师训。告诉为师，本门第一祖训是什么？】
【奶茶小酥：师父，我们这一门不就你和我么，祖师在哪儿。】
【老师立正敬礼：孽、孽徒！让你说你就说！】
【奶茶小酥：……】
【奶茶小酥：打死越见春和那个龟孙儿！！！】
On a certain day, Ji Xiao Li led his newly-acquired disciple into a dungeon, feeding him all sorts of priceless red and blue potions.
Teammate: F*ck, tyrant, do you have an ore mine at home?
Ji Xiao Li: How did you know my family owns an ore mine?
【Teacher Orders a Salute：disciple, enter the sect, accept my guidance. Tell this teacher, what is the sect’s ancestral creed?】
【Milk Tea Small Crisp：Master, there are only you and I in this sect, what ancestral creed?】
【Teacher Orders a Salute：Evil, evil disciple! I said to say it so say it!】
【Milk Tea Small Crisp：……】
【Milk Tea Small Crisp：Beat to death YueJian Chunhe that son of a b*tch!】
YueJian ChunHe = Milk Tea Small Crisp = Ruan Fenghe
Teacher Orders a Salute = Ji Xiao Li”
