Idiot
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Author | Laura Clery |
Laura Clery makes a living by sharing inappropriate comedy sketches with millions of strangers on the Internet. She writes songs about her anatomy, talks trash about her one-eyed rescue pug, and sexually harasses her husband, Stephen. And it pays the bills!
Now, in her first-ever book, Laura recounts how she went from being a dangerously impulsive, broke, unemployable, suicidal, cocaine-addicted narcissist, crippled by fear and hopping from one toxic romance to the next…to a more-happy-than-not, somewhat rational, meditating, vegan yogi with good credit, a great marriage, a fantastic career, and four unfortunate-looking rescue animals. Still, above all, Laura remains an amazingly talented, adorable, and vulnerable, self-described…Idiot.
With her signature brand of offbeat, no-holds-barred humor, Idiot introduces you to a wildly original—and undeniably relatable—new voice.
Oh, the places I've peed --
High school Hammer time --
My summer of (possibly too much) freedom --
How to ignore a hundred red flags --
The Damon inside --
A spoonful of sugar --
Look, Mom! I'm on TV! --
New beginnings (but, like, for real) --
Two apartments and a home --
Maggie: cat --
Walking through fear”