The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers (Sh!t No One Tells You, 2)
(By Dawn Dais)
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Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is – again – offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.
Chapters include:
You Suck at This. It’s not just your imagination.
Walking Is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult.
Remember When You Judged Other Parents? Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma’s a bitch.
Restaurants Are Battle Zones. Spoiler Alert: You are not the victor.
Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick.
This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones.
Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By things with very high-pitched voices.
Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: “Why didn’t anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?””
