“Book Descriptions: Welcome to Haventown, and its 60,417 walks of life. Why not stop by and give poor Erin Brooke a helping hand, or join the bounty hunters in their search for joy. Go on the run with Oswin Scott, while everyone else bows down to their god, who looks an awful lot like the band XTC. Take a walk in the shoes of the town’s 30 year-old pensioner. Have a go in the Dullest Playground, or even join that club of Ralph’s which everyone keeps harping on about. Wherever you do start, be sure to send a postcard. Or don’t.
60,417 walks of life, but maybe 27 is all that you’ll stomach.