“Book Descriptions: There are hideous mutants on the Moon. Their bodies are messed up in weird ways and they live in a shitty little town called Moontown. The mutants don’t remember how they got there or why they’re there. They’re just there, working shitty jobs, living shitty lives.
One of the mutants is Skullface. Another one of the mutants is Tentaclehead. Skullface and Tentaclehead are neighbors. They share a duplex. They’ve barely met. They never talk.
Then one day they finally meet for real and the day they meet for real is the day everything changes. Because the day they meet for real is the beginning of the end. Because Skullface and Tentaclehead meeting for real is how THE SKULL SLIME TENTACLE WITCH WAR begins.” DRIVE