“Book Descriptions: Henry has an obsession with boobs, but more than the breasts themselves, he loves to suckle on tasty teats, gorging himself with mammary milk, udder unction, and tit tonic. Yes, he loves lactation, like all good boys do.
And like all good boys, the day comes when he misses his old Mum, so he sets off on a journey across the country to visit her. However, along the way, a series of mishaps threaten to keep him from the magical knocker nectar he craves.
Unreliable buses, dirty fucking hippies, bad driving, and Black Lace’s atrocious 1980s Christmas party anthem Agadoo, all threaten to keep him off the nipple.
Will Henry get home and be nursed by mummy, or will he lose his mind in the chaos and carnage life throws at him?” DRIVE