我给反派当爸爸[娱乐圈] I am the Father of the Villain
(By 林盎司)
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咦，那边那个偷瞄我的小孩儿是怎么回事？他怎么会出现在我家？还用三分哀怨五分不满两分不甘的复杂眼神看着我。
“小孩儿，你叫什么名字？”我温柔的问他，力求让他感受春风般的温暖。
小孩儿一脸狐疑，十分冷漠，“林非。”
操！！！这不就是书里的冷面阎王，幼年备受舅舅折磨，成年开始折磨舅舅。
而我穿的这个原身！就是那个辣鸡舅舅！
不过我不慌，我决定自救，我一把抱住了这个幼年阎王，不断的亲着他软嫩嫩的小脸蛋，“舅舅 love you~”
尽管他现在十分嫌弃，但是相信在我爱的教育下，他一定会和我成为中国好舅甥，感动你我他！
等等，那边那个美貌的妇人又是谁？为什么她的眼角在抽搐？！
“求求你了洛洛，你就帮帮你弟弟吧，你就和季屿霄结婚吧，你有一个拖油瓶，他也有一个拖油瓶，你们两个可以拖油瓶联系啊！”
呵，女人，别以为我不知道之前是你看上季屿霄容貌俊美，出身豪门，家财万贯，想要高攀。现在季屿霄出了车祸，双腿具废，你就嫌弃人家了？
你以为我会答应吗？
“我答应。”
因为我想起来了，书里原主没有答应，所以跟着林家一起进了季屿霄那个心狠手辣的大反派侄子的黑名单。
我还没有走上人生巅峰，成为人生赢家呢，怎么能进黑名单！
我左手行李箱，右手小阎王，进了季屿霄的家。
“他们家孩子很凶的，你千万不要招惹他。”我提醒身边年幼的冷面阎王。
冷面阎王十分不屑。
等着吧，阎王了不起啊，反派分分钟教你做人！
然而过了一会儿，屋里出现了一个软糯糯汤圆似的小孩儿。
小孩儿奶声奶气的，冷面阎王戳着他的脸，问我，“就这？就这！凶？！”
我：……
后来我发现，季屿霄并没有按照书里的剧情死掉，就连腿都好了，天天想和我深夜飙车！
“你个禽兽！”
说好的喜怒无常，冷艳高贵，阴晴不定呢？我大概是看了一本假书吧！这我还怎么成为人生赢家！
万万没想到，我最后还是成为了人生赢家。
冷面阎王：“爸，刚赚了一个亿，存你卡了。”
大反派：“爸，刚拍回来的古董车，搁你车库了。”
季屿霄：“老婆，你掉的是这张金卡还是这张黑卡，算了，全都给你吧。”
我：……就，也行吧。
[文案第一人称，正文第三人称]
[文案的格式来源于曾经流行一时的“万万没想到”]
---非鱼的故事《子非鱼》（原《想入非非》）已经完结，欢迎收藏---
《蔷薇花下》作为年度最热言情文，人气最高的红白大战不是女主和女配，而是两个男配。
白月光林非是女主暗恋的多年的校园男神，高冷淡漠，英俊贵气，目无下尘，成绩优异，不仅常年稳坐年级第一的宝座，最后更是创业成功，成为福布斯常客，是女主心里永恒的月亮。
朱砂痣季乐鱼是追求女主却不得的阴鸷反派，心狠手辣，表里不一，笑里藏刀，疯起来谁也拦不住，尤其是他身后还有个财力雄厚的季氏集团，更让他无法无天，嚣张跋扈，最后成了女主心里的蚊子血。
宋蔷重生回高中时代，决定这一次见到季乐鱼一定要拔腿就跑，再也不给他任何靠近自己的机会。
然而她还没来得及跑，就看到了季乐鱼身边站着的林非。
他们一起上学，一起吃饭，一起回家，一起参加课外活动。
宋蔷甚至看到季乐鱼拽着林非的领子去亲他。
宋蔷：！！！放开他男神！！
她正准备冲过去，却惊讶的看到她男神低下了头，在季乐鱼的唇上亲了一下。
宋蔷：？？？？
说好的高冷无情，薄情冷性呢？！
男神你这是什么情况？！
宋蔷小心翼翼，暗中观察，却惊恐的发现她曾经的追求者和她曾经追求的人在一起了！
她的白月光和她的蚊子血在一起了！
宋蔷：……这世界好像有点不对啊。
*
宋蔷确定林非和季乐鱼在一起了，她不想自己的男神受到伤害，悄悄提醒林非道：“你知道吗，他根本没有你以为的那么乖巧可爱，他比你以为的复杂多了！”
林非的语调一如既往的平静：“我知道。”
“我知道他虚伪狡诈、表里不一、心狠手辣、自私任性、占有欲强，可这并不妨碍我喜欢他。”
“在我这里，他就是最乖最可爱的。”
怎么可能不知道呢？
从六岁起，林非就知道季乐鱼是什么样的一个人。
可他爱的就是这样不完美却在他心里无可替代的季乐鱼。
*
季乐鱼靠着林非坐下，脑袋在他的肩上乱蹭，撒娇道，“你哄哄我嘛。”
林非放下书，转头在他的唇上亲了一下，又摸了摸他的头发，“乖。”
季乐鱼抱紧了他，宛如收了刺的玫瑰。
——灼眼灿烂，却只为一个人绽放。
他是他的底线，他是他的情衷。
本文两个崽崽长大后的故事，林非攻，季乐鱼受，点开作者专栏，即可收藏，谢谢！
---基友海李的小甜饼《和直男总裁结婚后》已完结，欢迎收藏---
蒋游小时候被人贩子拐卖，逃出来后流落福利院，在晏氏集团的资助下完成学业。
大学毕业后的某一天，他被长康制药的总裁贺长康和总经理贺年找到了。
贺长康：“儿子！我苦命的儿子！”
贺年：“哥哥！我苦命的哥哥！”
蒋游：？？？
#我竟然是某豪门大佬失散多年的亲儿子# #丑小鸭不愧是纪实文学#
然而重回豪门的当天，蒋游惊讶地发现自己多了一个未婚夫。
未婚夫正是那个与自己从未谋面，只有定期写信交流的资助者，晏氏集团的掌舵人。
还是那个儿时总被自己欺负，生气了就很难哄的美貌哥哥。
看着眼前这个高大冷峻的男人，蒋游表示有点吃不消。
晏折渊：“我是直男。”
蒋游：“实不相瞒，我也是。”
晏折渊：“我不会爱你，我只能做你名义上的伴侣。”
蒋游：“合作愉快。”
婚后半年
晏折渊的搜索记录：《如何让直男开窍》、《打通直男情感的108种方式》、《这个直男他真的钢铁直吗》
晏折渊委婉：“今晚月色真美。”
蒋游：“还行吧。”
晏折渊试探：“你觉不觉得我们还挺合适？”
蒋游：“不合适的话还能离吗？”
晏折渊：“……”
当天晚上，晏折渊决定直球出击，和蒋游履行夫夫义务。
一夜过后，看着一片狼藉的双人床，蒋游陷入沉默。
晏折渊：“其实我……”
蒋游：“我懂，假酒害人，我们都是无辜的。”
晏折渊：“……”
晏折渊拉过人直接亲了上去，“酒才是无辜的，我喜欢你，明白吗？！”
蒋游：！！！
可你不是直男吗？
说好只是名义上的伴侣，这怎么还真刀实枪啊！
轻松恋爱甜文，直接搜“和直男总裁结婚后”应该就可以搜到，欢迎收藏~~
My name is Lin Luoqing. Today, I transmigrated into a book but I’m not panicked at all. It is because I know the direction of this book very well. I can definitely use the plot advantage to reach the peak of my life and become a winner in life!
Hey, what is with that child over there who is peeking at me? How did he show up at my house? He is looking at me with three parts sadness, five parts dissatisfaction and two parts complicated.
“Child, what is your name? I ask him gently, trying to make him feel the warmth of the spring breeze.
The child looked suspicious and cold. “Lin Fei.”
F*k! Isn’t this the cold-faced king of hell in the novel? He was tortured by his uncle in childhood and started to torture his uncle as an adult. Then this body I transmigrated into—it was that tr*sh uncle!
Nevertheless, I didn’t panic. I decided to save myself. I hugged this young king of hell and kept kissing his soft and tender face. “Uncle loves you.”
He might dislike me now but I believe that under the education of my love, we will definitely become a good uncle and nephew of China, moving me and him!
Wait, who is that beautiful woman over there? Why are the corners of her eyes twitching? “Please, Luo Luo, please help your brother. You can marry Ji Yuxiao. You are bringing a child with you and he also has one. The two of you can get in touch with these children!”
Oh, woman, don’t think I don’t know that you are the one who first looked at Ji Yuxiao’s beautiful face, rich family and wealth and wanted to climb up high. Now that he was in a car accident and has injured legs, you don’t like him anymore? Do you think I will agree?
“I agree.”
It is because I remember that in the novel, the original owner of the body didn’t agree. This made him and the Lin family enter the blacklist of the most ruthless villain, Ji Yuxiao’s nephew. I haven’t embarked on the peak of life and become a life winner yet. How can I be on the blacklist?
I hold my suitcase in my left hand and the king of hell in my right and enter Ji Yuxiao’s home.
“This child is very fierce. You must not provoke him.” I gave a reminder to the young, cold-faced king of hell beside me.
The cold-faced king of hell is very dismissive.
Wait for it, the amazing king of hell. The villain will teach you how to be a man in a minute!
After a while, a soft glutinous rice ball-like child appears in the room. The child’s voice is very babyish. The cold-faced king of hell pokes him in the face and asks me, ‘Is that it? Just this? Fierce?”
Me: ……
Later, I found that Ji Yuxiao didn’t die according to the plot in the book. Even his legs are healed and every day, he wants to go car racing with me until late at night!
“You beast!”
Who says he is moody, cold, noble and uncertain? I must have read a fake book! How can I become a winner in life? I didn’t expect that I actually became a winner in life in the end.
The cold-faced king of hell: Dad, I just made 100 million and deposited it in your card.
The big villain: Dad, the antique car I just bought from an auction is in your garage.”
Ji Yuxiao: Wife, did you drop this gold card or this black card? Forget it, I’ll give it all to you.”
Me: ….Just—this is fine.”
