Not Worth Your Tears
(By Sarah Delany)
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Four magical words to solve almost any relationship problem
Let me give you some worthwhile advice
Pissed off a girl?
Reduced a girl to tears?
Made the most colossal mistake of your life?
Make it right with flowers. Sunflowers to be exact. According to the girl of my dreams, they are a surefire way to make sure she knows you’re thinking of her and they scream effort and thought, not like roses. Roses are out boys, sunflowers are in.
Four little words are all you need to know. SAY IT WITH SUNFLOWERS.
You miss a date? Buy her sunflowers.
You forget to buy takeout on your way home? Buy her sunflowers….the dirtier the better.
Get your minds out of the gutter. I’m talking about the flowers. The dirtier they are the more important she must be to you or something along those lines. You get the gist.
I won’t make the same mistake I did the first time around so I’ll make sure I say it with sunflowers. Go big or go home, right? I just hope my big isn’t too crazy.
Sully x
This is a NA standalone novel containing some domestic violence scenes.”
