Not Very intelligent Design Too: Planet Earth (Not Very Intelligent Design #2)
(By Neel Ingman)
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1 The Intelligent Designer created a planet for humans, then gave 70% of it to fish.
2 Humans need heat from the sun to avoid freezing to death.
3 Humans need protection from the sun, to avoid getting burnt. To death.
4 Land mines are evil. The Intelligent Designer made volcanoes and earthquakes.
5 Humans who believe in an Intelligent Designer will not enjoy this book.
6 The bit in this book about a man from Scunthorpe with a death wish for mountain climbers may contain traces of fiction.
7 The Intelligent Designer decided that a perfect place for humans to live would have thousands of species of plants, fungi, insects and animals capable of killing us without warning.
8 The bit about Van Gogh and the famous St Rémy Pray-Off of 1889 may not be completely true.
9 If you believe that God's on your side, don't read this book.
10 The Intelligent Designer decided that a wafer thin film of atmosphere would be plenty, and that humans would definitely not pollute it to death.”
