Your Humble Servant is Guilty (微臣有罪)

(By 随宇而安 (Sui Yu Er An))

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Author	随宇而安 (Sui Yu Er An)

“Book Descriptions: 刘家那些事儿又又一篇，发表于《桃之夭夭》不知道几月份的增刊，杂志上名《太医血泪史》。可以跟《飞魔幻》的《千堆雪》中和一下。
更多陈国荒唐囧事录请见《老爷有喜》《寡人有疾》《主公有难》……
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　　每每严小武向我哭诉江湖武林是多么凶险，所谓大侠是多么凶残，他们江湖小虾米又是如何刀口舔血，提头过日子，我都嗤之以鼻。明明我们太医才是真正把脑袋悬在裤腰带上的人！

　　据不完全统计，我们最常听到的三句话分别是：

　　一，治不好她/他，朕要你提头来见！

　　二，她/他要有个三长两短，朕要你们统统陪葬！

　　三，连这点病都治不好，朕养你们何用！
According to unofficial statistics, the 3 sentences we often hear are:
1. If you can’t heal her, I (imperial use) want to see your head severed!
2. If she suddenly dies, I want all of you to be buried with her!
3. Even such little illness you also can’t cure, what is the use of me keeping you!”