Tit Me With Your Best Shot
(By Chantal Roome)
Read Ebook | Size | 22 MB (22,081 KB) |
|---|---|
| Format | |
| Downloaded | 598 times |
| Last checked | 9 Hour ago! |
| Author | Chantal Roome |
At least, he couldn’t–until he ran directly into the woman of his dreams. Literally. He slammed right into her in the middle of his morning jog, and it was pretty much love at first sight. For him, anyway.
For Tina Falcone, love is nothing but a distraction. You see, in the Falcone family, the women get married and have babies and the men move away to open pizza restaurants. But motherhood was never Tina’s dream; the only thing she ever wanted was a pizza place of her very own.
So that’s what she did. As the proud owner of Wings and Pizza, Tuft Swallow’s only walk-up pizza place, she is perfectly content to run her restaurant, listen to true crime podcasts, and create creepy miniature cemeteries out of thrifted pottery. No matter what her mother says.
One Odd Duck seems intent on breaking her spinster-streak, though. She has to admit, something about his giant grin, huge muscles, squishy belly, and tiny running shorts intrigues her. And the rubber duck tramp-stamp?
Well, she'd be lying if she said she wasn't at least a little intrigued by it, too.
But when random men keep showing up at Tina’s restaurant insisting that she matched with them on dating apps she’s never used, Nick thinks he’s running out of time. The stresses of family and work have Tina ready to throw in the towel, though–who really needs love anyway?
Will Nick prove his love before it’s too late? Or will he lose the fight to get his ducks in a row before his Pizzarella decides he's just another Ugly Duckling?”
